Retirement? Nailed It!: A Humorous Guide for the Golden Years

 

Retirement? Nailed It!:

A Humorous Guide for the Golden Years

Retirement: The Hilarious Encore of Life's Comedy Show

One glorious day, you realize you no longer have to set an alarm clock or rush through breakfast like a caffeinated squirrel. Retirement is blissful, and its only real struggle is facing the mind-boggling question, What on earth do I do with all this time?

Whether you plan to nap on the couch or embrace a whirlwind of hobbies, know that it's all part of a comedic masterpiece called retirement.

The transition from 9-to-5 rigidity to leisurely freedom is ripe with giggles and revelations. However, the beauty is that you won't be collecting coupons for early-bird specials but redefining joy and purpose.

Through Retirement? Nailed It! : A Humorous Guide for the Golden Years, you will:

🌟discover the magic of spontaneity and adventure.

🌟master the art of fulfillment without lifting more than a cup of coffee.

🌟explore ways to find new hobbies that will leave everyone chuckling.

🌟learn how a good laugh can ward off existential musings about what to do next.

So, what are you waiting for? Gear up for a comedy of errors, where every day is an opportunity for laughter and every moment sparkles with joy.

Retirement? Nailed It!—because life’s best years begin right now! Grab your copy today!

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I Almost Quit Today: And 99 Other Reasons Working for a Living Is Ridiculous (But Here We Are)

 

I Almost Quit Today:

And 99 Other Reasons Working for a Living Is Ridiculous

(But Here We Are)

The only work survival guide that gets it.

You're one bad meeting away from quitting. Your boss uses "synergy" unironically. Your coworker microwaves fish. The Sunday Scaries are real.

I Almost Quit Today is the brutally funny, painfully honest guide for anyone who's ever hidden in a bathroom stall just to get five minutes of peace.

100 bite-sized entries covering: Micromanagers, credit thieves, and meeting addicts Why "hard work pays off" is a lie Burnout, imposter syndrome, and office bathroom crying How to tell if you should stay or go (and how to survive either way)

Perfect for: Anyone who's Googled "how to fake my own death" during a Zoom call Your friend who texts "I HATE IT HERE" every Monday Yourself (you've earned it)

Because sometimes not quitting is the bravest thing you'll do all week

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Potion Voyages Mystery Book: Chance of Harmony

Potion Voyages Mystery Book:

Chance of Harmony

Uxia is a mystical martial artist who voyages across the world of magic oceans to overthrow elusive enemies before they become bigger threats. Her tiger waters swift strength potion, superb combat skills, bejeweled blades and haunting harp with silver strings all enhance her chances to dethrone dark despots and weaken wicked wizards. Uxia is no peacemaker: profit is her true purpose. She rolls the discovery dice in a risky ritual to reveal her next nemesis. This warrior is a gambler above all else.

Begin the adventure across the world of magic oceans by reading this prequel. Links to original magic music are included. Listen for free at https://soundcloud.com/potionvoyages/sets/potion-voyages-chance-of-harmony

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Potion Voyages Mystery Book: Chance of Harmony

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The 48 Laws of Prana (Pranic Living)

This book is for those seeking a deeper connection to their inner energy and the limitless potential of the universe. Drawing inspiration from ancient wisdom, spiritual masters, and practical insights, each law provides profound lessons to help you harness your energy, elevate your consciousness, and embrace a life of balance, joy, and vitality.

Whether you’re beginning your journey or seeking to refine your path, this book will inspire you to unlock your inner light, align with the natural flow of life, and find nourishment beyond the physical. It’s not just a guide—it’s a companion for your spiritual evolution.

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The 48 Laws of Prana (Pranic Living)

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Barashath in the Beginning (Hebrew Edition)

When the First Word Is Not What You Were Told—What Else Have You Missed?

What if the opening words of creation—words you think you already know—have been quietly misunderstood for centuries?

Barashath in the Beginning by Richard Johnson dares to ask that question—and then refuses to let it go.
At the heart of this book is a bold premise: that meaning was embedded in the earliest language of creation with an intentional depth that later translations softened, simplified, or obscured. Johnson draws readers directly into the raw linguistic terrain of the ancient text, where every word carries weight, structure, and consequence. Here, creation is not merely spoken—it is constructed, ordered, and revealed through language itself.

The atmosphere of Barashath in the Beginning is deliberate and reverent, yet intellectually restless. The text moves with the gravity of scripture but the curiosity of a scholar unwilling to accept surface answers. Readers encounter unfamiliar spellings, phonetic structures, and transliterations that slow the reading experience—by design. This book asks you to pause, to look again, to question what you have been taught to skim past.

A meticulous, transliterated presentation of Genesis that invites readers to slow down and engage closely with the structure and language of the biblical text.

For spiritually curious readers, this work offers a deeper engagement with Genesis that feels both ancient and startlingly fresh. For thinkers, linguists, and truth-seekers, it presents a disciplined challenge: What happens when we return to the source, not the summary?

Richard Johnson’s voice is steady and unflinching. He does not sensationalize the text; he trusts it. By preserving structure, repetition, and linguistic form, he invites readers into a closer encounter with the original cadence of creation—one that feels less interpreted and more encountered. This is not a book that tells you what to believe. It is a book that asks whether you are willing to re-examine belief itself.

If the first words were misunderstood, what might that change about everything that follows?

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No Brainer: Be the Candidate They'd Be Crazy Not to Hire

   

No Brainer:

Be the Candidate They'd Be Crazy Not to Hire

The hiring game has changed forever. You're no longer just competing against other job seekers-you're up against automation, AI, and workplaces moving at breakneck speed.

No Brainer isn't about vision boards or wishful thinking. It's a hard-hitting, practical playbook that shows you how to become the obvious choice-the hire they can't afford to pass up.

Inside, you'll find: 

-Precision Interview No-Brainers - real-world prompts and how to ace them.

-The Cultural Readiness Scorecard - test if you're ready for workplaces you will love.

-The 30/60/90-Day Impact Plan - prove your value before Day One.

-Offer Acceptance Filter - gut-check if the role is worth saying yes to.

-Feed-Forward Growth Toolkit - the language of resilience and future-focused growth.

This isn't theory. It's built on real research from Most Loved Workplaces(R) and the Best Practice Institute. You'll learn how to stand out, deliver from day one, and land in a culture where you'll actually thrive.

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No Brainer: Be the Candidate They'd Be Crazy Not to Hire

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https://louiscarter.com/leadership-books

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The Mark Of A True Hero

The Mark Of A True Hero Volume 1. 

Lake Jones heads to her local library to escape reality for a moment. Upon entering the library, the librarian hands her a book. Intrigued, Lake opens the book and is suddenly transported.

    She wakes up in an empty field alone. Confused, she needs to figure out what is         going on.

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